“You need to get onto Facebook and Instagram, and start writing a blog”

“But I loathe Facebook, have never heard of Instagram and why on earth would I write anything that can be publically read?”

Conversation between me and my web-designer in March 2016

“Hey! Great to see you’re back on Facebook – where the f*** have you been?!”

“Hi, I know, can you believe it: me back on Facebook! All good with you? Cool to reconnect”